Dear Agent Flores,
We Sumerians have a long and proud heritage in the Fertile Crescent. It provides us with enormous amounts of supplies from which we make huge profits. The land is renewed yearly so that we could stay here forever and we have rivers that link us to the rest of the world. The Jordan River Valley's salt and dust do not even compare to the luscious green valley of the Fertile Crescent. I would suggest that you take your own advice and stay far away from us in the Jordan River Valley.